Anti-Defamation League Condemns Treatment of Hannah Arendt’s Grave

SAM COPELAND, NEWS EDITOR | FEBRUARY 21, 2017 On February 21st Jonathan Greenblatt of the Anti Defamation League issued a statement condemning the treatment of Hannah Arendt’s grave at Bard College saying, “Hannah Arendt was a great Jewish scholar and survivor of the Holocaust. The fact that college students are putting their breasts on the grave and conducting mock-seances is an utter disgrace.” The student … Continue reading Anti-Defamation League Condemns Treatment of Hannah Arendt’s Grave

American Sex Workers Jealous of Russian Counterparts Who Got to Pee On Trump

JOHANNA M. COSTIGAN, CO-EDITOR IN CHIEF | ILLUSTRATION BY OLIVIA KRAVETZ, GRAPHIC DESIGNER | FEBRUARY 1, 2017 Several members of the American Escorts Community have spoken out in indignation about what they viewed as a missed opportunity–to pee, and/or defecate, on or around their turd president, Donald J. Trump. “I just don’t get it,” Veronica Starr, a New York-based prostitute said in reaction to the news … Continue reading American Sex Workers Jealous of Russian Counterparts Who Got to Pee On Trump

Putin To Take Over Signing Executive Orders; Trump’s Tiny Hand Tires

JOHANNA M. COSTIGAN, CO-EDITOR IN CHIEF | ILLUSTRATION BY OLIVIA KRAVETZ, GRAPHIC DESIGNER | FEBRUARY 1, 2017 It has been a busy first couple of weeks for Donald J. Trump’s right hand. Between the signing of seven executive orders and eleven presidential memorandums, not to mention the stress-masturbation induced by Melania’s understandable preference to live far, far away from him, the Donald is in desperate need … Continue reading Putin To Take Over Signing Executive Orders; Trump’s Tiny Hand Tires

Trump Sues Alec Baldwin For Copyright Infringement

JOHANNA M. COSTIGAN, CO-EDITOR IN CHIEF | FEBRUARY 1, 2017 Many believe Trump is angered by Baldwin’s offensive impersonation of him–wherein he acts like a completely narcissistic, erratic, racist buffoon. But the truth is, Trump is pissed off because he didn’t think of some of Baldwin’s lines himself. As usual, Trump took to Twitter to share his most pressing thoughts. “Who does he think he … Continue reading Trump Sues Alec Baldwin For Copyright Infringement

Reflecting on Better Times: #TBT to When Americans and Their Problems Were Ignored By Republicans, Not Actively Worsened

JOHANNA M. COSTIGAN, CO-EDITOR IN CHIEF | ILLUSTRATION BY OLIVIA KRAVETZ, GRAPHIC DESIGNER | FEBRUARY 1, 2017 “Wow,” I said to my BFF as we watched re-runs of George W. Bush speeches and just giggled. “He’s so dreamy. Why did we hate him so much? Can you even remember?” “Not at all,” she responded, staring at George on the screen and slowly licking an ice cream … Continue reading Reflecting on Better Times: #TBT to When Americans and Their Problems Were Ignored By Republicans, Not Actively Worsened

What Sean Spicer Sounds Like During the Walk from His Office to the Briefing Room

JOHANNA M. COSTIGAN, CO-EDITOR IN CHIEF | FEBRUARY 1, 2017 Spicer: Okay, here goes…I’m talking about the ban, right? Defending it in the wake of all the protests…okay, so [reading from his notes] Trump’s immigration ban is not racist…no, no, that can’t be right. It’s obviously racist. I should just say it’s going to make America great again. Or was that the Wall–wait, or am … Continue reading What Sean Spicer Sounds Like During the Walk from His Office to the Briefing Room

Trumpettes Head to Florida for Celebratory Retreat

JOHANNA M. COSTIGAN, CO-EDITOR IN CHIEF | FEBRUARY 1, 2017 This weekend, the newly initiated national alt-right committee held their first meeting–a celebration of Trump’s successes over his first twelve days in office. This meeting of the minds occurred in Mar-a-lago, Florida, a place Trump and his followers believe to be truly spectacular, unbelievable, and tremendous. Led by genius white supremacist Steve Bannon, the group’s … Continue reading Trumpettes Head to Florida for Celebratory Retreat