Trumpettes Head to Florida for Celebratory Retreat

JOHANNA M. COSTIGAN, CO-EDITOR IN CHIEF | FEBRUARY 1, 2017

This weekend, the newly initiated national alt-right committee held their first meeting–a celebration of Trump’s successes over his first twelve days in office. This meeting of the minds occurred in Mar-a-lago, Florida, a place Trump and his followers believe to be truly spectacular, unbelievable, and tremendous.

Led by genius white supremacist Steve Bannon, the group’s primary mission is to alienate and offend anyone they consider different from themselves. All thirty of them are middle-aged white men. Who play golf. They proudly call themselves: Radically Abusive Cis Individuals Stopping Truth (RACIST).

 

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